A New Sort Of Speakeasy: Kombucha Culture and Backroom Brewing

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Lindsay Lohan was spotted swilling it, and soon everyone and their damned Chihuahua was talking about that strange, stinky tea called kombucha. But before you could say ‘fermented mucous blob’, the potion was pulled from the shelves of every Whole Foods and health food stores across the nation. Which means those of us who depend on it can no longer find our fix! What’s a jonesing little monkey to do?! Well, we’re taking it back prohibition-style: we’re cooking up our own ‘bathtub brew’.

Why?
Kombucha can be traced to the far east, as far back as 2,000 years ago. The fizzy fermented drink is all raw and claims bragging rights on a whole slew of healthful properties, including improved digestion, increased metabolism, regulated hunger/blood sugar, body detoxification, and immune system strength. The cordial itself contains active enzymes, probiotics, amino acids, and energizing B-vitamins. A little goes a long way, and a daily dose will leave you feeling great.

How?
Oh, Miss Lohan, what have you done? The feds got frazzled over alcohol content and now the stuff’s on lockdown. BUT, if you can get your hands on just one bottle then you’re in good shape, because you can turn it into an everlasting supply. Really, it’s very simple.

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Step 1 You need a bottle of brew. Check your little co-op or hfs, because not all of them complied with the recall. They may still carry a local brand. If that’s a no-go I’d hit up Craigslist. You may be able to score a bottle or better yet, a SCOBY (in which case skip to step 6). If worse comes to worst, there’s always the infinite Internet – I’m sure you can rustle something up.

Step 2 Gather your supplies. You’ll need: a bottle of raw, unpasteurized, 100% kombucha (no fruit juice added), 2 bags of caffeinated tea (green or black), 1 tablespoon sugar, a big glass bowl, a small rag or wash cloth, and a large rubber band. Remember cleanliness is key! Everything double washed, including hands.

Step 3 Place the tea bags and sugar into the glass bowl. Add 2 cups of boiling water, stir, and allow to steep until the water has cooled, about 20-40 minutes.

Step 4 Remove the tea bags and add the entire bottle of store-bought kombucha. Cover with the rag and secure with the rubber band.

Step 5 Put the bowl in a warm dry place (like atop the fridge) and just forget about it for 2 whole weeks. No fussing or peeking, or you might expose it to germs. Just pretend it’s not there!

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~~~ 2 Weeks Later ~~~

Oh hello, what the eff is that snotty looking thing?

Congratulations! That’s your SCOBY, which stands for ‘symbiotic colony of bacteria and yeast’. The SCOBY is like the love-child of an affair between acetic acid bacteria and yeasts. Basically, it’s like vinegar and beer made a baby. And now that you have it, you’re ready to brew your own kombucha!

Step 6 If you’re not ready to brew yet, store your SCOBY in it’s liquid in the fridge, in a glass jar with a plastic lid. No metal! When you’re ready to brew, gather: your SCOBY plus its liquid, 4-6 bags of caffeinated tea (green or black), 1-2 cups sugar (depending on how sweet you like it), a large glass jar with a wide mouth (a standard 1-gallon pickling jar is best), a clean rag or wash cloth, a large rubber band, a soup/stock pot, and a big metal spoon. Emphasis on cleanliness! Everything double washed, including hands.

Step 7 Fill your brewing container with water, then pour that water into your pot. Bring it to a boil and continue boiling for 10 minutes. Remove from heat and stir in 1-2 cups of sugar/evaporated cane juice. Add the tea bags, cover, and allow to steep and cool for a few hours.

Step 8 When the tea has returned to room temperature, transfer it to your brewing container. Wash your hands and then carefully transfer your SCOBY into the brewing container. Try to keep it ‘smooth side’ up. It may sink or it may float; either way is fine. Top off with the ‘starter tea’ that the SCOBY was stored in.

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Step 9
Cover the brewing container with the rag/wash cloth and secure it with the rubber band. Allow the kombucha to ferment for 10-25 days in a warm dry place, out of sunlight – a kitchen cabinet or hall closet is good.

The stronger the tea you used, the quicker/stronger it will ferment. The longer you leave it, the quicker/stronger it will ferment. The warmer it is, the quicker/stronger it ferments. The longer it ferments the less sweet it becomes.

Step 10
When you’re done brewing remove the SCOBY to store in a jar with some starter tea. It will have created a ‘baby’, so now you can brew two batches (stagger them so you never run out), if you want. Your SCOBY will keep indefinitely in the fridge. The kombucha itself can be transferred to smaller bottles for easy storage and to free up the brew container for the next batch. The kombucha will keep in the fridge for up to 6 weeks.

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Kombucha is a peculiar, X-Filesesque elixir of awesome. With its magical properties and super probiotic power, it’s an excellent addition to overall health and well-being. So get down with the DIY, and happy brewing!

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  • Anonymous

    You can sometimes find free “mothers” on Craigslist. That way, you don’t have to find a non-recalled bottle, nor wait 2 weeks for the SCOBY to form.

  • http://www.bonzaiaphrodite.com Sayward

    @ Anonymous – Yes! Craigslist, Freecycle, co-ops, Farmer's Market's are all great places to potentially score a SCOBY/mother. If you do find one you can just skip right ahead to step 6. =)

  • Hannah Crum

    Great post! Kombucha is awesome! DIY is the best – but if you don't want to wait and feel like ordering a SCOBY, mine are 100% organic.

    Even if you don't need a SCOBY, I blog about everything Kombucha and have tons of safety brewing info, flavoring tips, etc, so check me out! :)

  • http://www.28cooks.com Christiane

    Wow – thanks for the article! I was always told that you had to have a SCOBY to start brewing! And I just happen to have a bottle of the "hooch" in the fridge.

    Thanks!!

  • Sonja

    How I worry, though, about food poisoning….

  • Run4water2

    Hi how can I add flavoring into Kombucha?



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