Contributing Monkie Julia Ocean
Published on May 14, 2009
Normally G Living wouldn’t touch this story with a 10 foot carrot! But for some reason, tons of people are searching for Shanna Moakler and finding G Living. Googlers are finding our story about Shanna going Vegan after reading Skinny Bitch! So, we thought we should shine a G / Light on this G/Woman. It’s the least we can do!
Who is Shanna and why are people searching for her? Well, it turns out this former Miss USA / Playboy Centerfold was working for the Miss California Pageant as the Co-Executive Director. That is until a few hours ago. She has just quit in protest! Oh no, is what your saying right! What is the big deal, who cares? We don’t really know who cares, but here is why she quit.
She is mad at the Donald! Yes, Donald Trump, the YOUR FIRED, Mega Combover Guy Super Hero. He owns the pageant and will not de-crown Miss California, the anti-gay air head Carrie Prejean. At a news conference on Monday, Moakler accused Prejean of violating her contract with the Miss California Pageant and said she should lose the crown. Moakler thinks because Prejean broke the rules and lied about posing nude, amongst other things, she should no longer be Miss California.
The current Miss California, the anti-g woman, is all over the news because, in the last Miss USA pageant, she answered a question from Perez Hilton, who was one of the judges (how funny is that). His question was about legalizing gay marriage, which is a shocker, coming from Perez the super queen. The up roar started as soon as Carrie Prejean opened her mouth. “I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one or the other. We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage,” Prejean said. “And you know what? I think in my country, in my family, I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there, but that’s how I was raised.”
It all came to a goofy conclusion at a press conference where the Donald, said, Prejean, was just too good looking to fire. “Look at how beautiful she is” he said. Then on Monday, Shanna quit!
Shanna Moakler said “I cannot with a clear conscience move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she said in a statement issued by her publicist. “I want to be a role model for young women with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children.”
Okay, internet googlers you are all caught up on what is happening with our own Very Beautiful G / Woman Shanna Moakler! Do you feel fulfilled? Well, if your still hungry for more juicy “G” stuff, check out the rest of the site… Start with the Skinny Bitch post, you too may soon be saying no to eating your fellow earthlings too.