Contributing Monkie G Living Staff Monkies
Published on March 2, 2008
Paris Hilton is thinking green. Or shall we say “dreaming”? According to Page Six in the NY Post, Paris recently attempted to up her eco-Q by telling US Weekly she’d “ordered a Hummer Hybrid.” It was a nice thought, but it was simply that… a thought. Page Six wrote that a Hummer spokesperson said no such car existed. And the vehicle manufacturer’s online forum confirmed that their product will not be going green anytime soon. “We need to be true to what we are from a Hummer standpoint,” posted Susan Docherty, general manager of the Hummer Division. “We’re a real masculine, rugged, irreverent brand.”
What was Paris thinking? Was she confusing the concept of green with the Hummer H3T? This gas-guzzling machine is, after all, a hybrid of a Hummer and a pickup.
Or was she fantasizing about getting her well-manicured hands on the experimental Hummer H2H Hydrogen?
Governor Schwarzenegger got one in 2004 and called it a “bold experiment”. And Paris, who has appeared in a home porno movie, put out a pop record and gone to jail, is no stranger to bold experiments…